I’ll start out with this one:
The Devil Sock
Ok…you’re doing your laundry. The dryer just finished doing its thing.
You’ve been here before. You KNOW the “devil sock” is in there.
You take special precautions.
You…VERY carefully…crack the dryer door open…
You…VERY carefully…start to SLOWLY remove the clothes….
You blink…and in that blink that sonofabitch LEAPS out of the dryer…
And skittles across the floor…
And starts humping that damn dust...
Little Irritants of Life
The Devil Sock
Ok…you’re doing your laundry. The dryer just finished doing its thing.
You’ve been here before. You KNOW the “devil sock” is in there.
You take special precautions.
You…VERY carefully…crack the dryer door open…
You…VERY carefully…start to SLOWLY remove the clothes….
You blink…and in that blink that sonofabitch LEAPS out of the dryer…
And skittles across the floor…
And starts humping that damn dust...
Little Irritants of Life